Charlie Came To Work With Two Black Eyes Today.

"What happened to you"

"She hit me like she was a man. Twice."

"Who?"

"I was in church yesterday, with my sister and her boys. The old widow Mrs. Marshal was in front us. She was sitting in a folding chair with a cushion. When she stood for a hymn my nephews started giggling and pointing at her wedgie. I don't know what I was thinking. My hand shot out and I pulled her skirt out of her ass."

"You what !"

"She spun around and decked me square in my left eye."

"You didn't hit her back did you?"

"Of course I didn't. I just sat there stunned. After she turned around I...I don't know what I was thinking.."

"You what?"

"I tucked it back in."

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