Two Women Meet In Heaven...

One a young blonde the other a middle aged brunette. They are standing in line chatting with each other as they wait to get into heaven.

They older brunette asked: "How did you die? You're so young, it must've been tragic."

The blonde answered: "Oh, well I froze to death. It wasn't too bad, I just got really cold then it kind of felt like I was falling asleep then I woke up here. What about you?"

The brunette replied: "I had a massive heart attack, it was horrible. You see I was sure my husband had been cheating on me for weeks now. One day after leaving for work I came home after 20 minutes to surprise him and catch him in the act. But when I went inside he was sitting at the couch in his underwear confused. Still sure he had been cheating I started going through the house looking for the other woman. I checked the bedroom, bathroom, laundry room, closets, even the basement. There was no one to be found, but in the process I got so stressed and worked up I felt a massive pain in my chest fell to the floor and ended up here..."

Shocked the blonde pats her on the shoulder and says: "I'm sorry... But if you would have checked the freezer we would both still be alive."