A Ventriloquist Decides To Retire To And Buy A Farm.

So this ventriloquist decided he is going to retire and buy a farm. He sees a farm for sale from an old widowed farmer. He meets the farmer and learns his name is farmer Brown. The farmer is showing him around and the ventriloquist decides he will have a little fun with the farmer. As they walk past the chicken coop the ventriloquist throws his voice. Farmer Brown you need to take are eggs earlier instead of letting us sit on them so long. The Farmer is clearly stunned as the ventriloquist chuckles to himself. Next they go by the cow pen. The ventriloquist throws his voice again and goes Farmer Brown you should warm up your hands before milking us. The Farmer is clearly unsettled. They start to go a little farther and Farmer Brown looks at the ventriloquist and goes. Don't believe the sheep they are liars every last one of them....