Tuesday, February 28, 2017

3 Men Were Trying Out For The CIA

After a series of tests and only one open spot the interviewing agents were at a stand still, unsure of who to choose. So they gathered the 3 men into a hallway and explained that they had one final test and with the completion of said test they will become a CIA agent.

The interviewer pulls out a gun and hands it to one of the men saying, "We have your wife tied up in that room, we need to test your loyalty, so you have to take this gun and kill her."

The man explains that they are newly weds and he loves his wife dearly so he wont do it. The man is asked to leave and the same task is given to the second man. The second man replies similarly in that he and his wife had been married 10 years and he would never kill her. So with the first 2 out they turn to the 3rd man and repeat the requested task.

"We have your wife tied up in the back and we need you to take this gun and kill her. This is how we test loyalty."

So with a deep breath the man agrees to do it. Saying he has been having troubles with his marriage and this job is important to him. So they gave him the gun and he walked into the room with his wife.

Listening intently the interviewers lean against the door they hear Click..Click..WHACK..CRACK..BANG...BOOM

They run into the room to see what happened and ask the man whats going on.

"Some idiot didn't put bullets in the gun so I had to finish her off with the chair."

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