Hooker And The Awkward John

A guy walks into a brothel and whispers to the madam "I'd like a girl for the night but she has to be understanding about physical disabilities." She gives him the keys to a room and he heads up. A beautiful woman walks in and tells him everything will be okay, he should relax and take off his clothes. He removes his shoes and has really crooked and crossed toes. "Does it hurt?" She asks, "yeah, I have toe-liosis. It scoliosis of the feet." She feels a little awkward but takes off his pants for him and sees that his knees are huge and covered in bumps. "Before you ask" he says "I have the kneesles. It's like the measles but on the knees." A little more weirded out she takes off his boxers, looks for a second ask says "let me guess, smallcox."