A Thousand Humans Are Abducted...

To be sold as slaves to alien buyers.

An unassuming alien approaches the slave market and asks to see their stock. The merchant happily complies.

"James Walker," the merchant begins, "Male Caucasian. Hard worker, father of five, very high stamina. Only 500 credits."

The buyer says no, asking for something more cost-effective.

"Very well. Herschel Stein. Male Hebrew. Circumcised. Financial genius. Only 500 credits."

The buyer thinks about it, then turns him down again. "Do you have anything smaller?" He asks.

"I see what you mean," says the merchant, "Ro Seung Yun. Female Oriental. Light frame. Ample bosom. Very high IQ. Only 500 credits."

The buyer sighs, and leans in to whisper in the merchant's ear. "I'm going to level with you... I only have 300 credits. What do you have for three hundred credits?"

The merchant pauses, and scratches his grey forehead trying to think. After a few seconds, he runs into the back room, and comes back out carrying yet another human.

"He's perfect!" says the buyer, "What's his name?"

"Jamal."