I Used To Work At...

I used to work at a 7/11. A lady comes in and asks for a chewy candy bar. Let's just say I gave her my big hunk

I used to work at a fabric shop. A lady came in one day and asked for some fabric. Let's just say she got felt.

I used to work in a bakery. A lesbian came in one day and asked for some sponge biscuits to eat. Let's just say she got some lady fingers inside of her.

I used to work as a Roman soldier. A lady came in one day and wanted to be crucified. Let's just say I nailed her.

I used to work at a pastry shop. A lady came in one day and complained that her eclair was hollow. Let's just say she got a cream filling.

I used to work at Home Depot. A lady came in one day asking if her order came in. I told her it was in the back. Let's just say she took it from behind. (the store).

I used to work for a construction company. A German lady came in one day asking for a way to extract minerals from the ground. Let's just say, I gave her Mein Shaft.

I used to work in IT. A lady came in one day saying that her computer wasn't working. I stuck my cable into her USB port (if you know what I mean) to see what was going on. Let's just say that she gave me a virus.