A Couple Wanted To Have Sex One Sunday Afternoon...

They figured the only way they could pull a quickie off with their 10y/o son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to loudly report on all the neighborhood activities.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan in operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," the boy said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed. "Looks the the Andersons have company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are fucking."

The couple shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony, too, " his son replied.