A Cute Transgendered Woman Walks Into A Bar...

She says to the bartender, "Hey how's it going? Could I please have a glass of your best wine? I've had a really rough day. I just found out my boyfriend's been cheating on me and my parents just told me they aren't inviting me over for Thanksgiving this year due to my transition."

The bartender leans in as close as he can and whispers, "Sorry, we only serve humans."