A Man Hires A Painter To Paint A Mural On His Wall...

He wants the mural to be about Custer's Last Stand and instructs the painter he'd like to have it done within the week. A couple days pass and the painter shows the man his final painting, who is shocked at what he sees. A giant cow with a halo on his head, surrounded by a bunch of Native Americans participating in sexual acts graced his old wall.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" screams the man.

"I was trying to figure out what Custer would've been thinking." replies the painter.

"And exactly what did you think he was thinking?"

"Holy cow look at all these fucking Indians!"