A Pious Man, Who Had Reached The Age

of 105, suddenly stopped going to church. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Priest went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Priest asked, "How come after all these years we don't see you at services anymore?" The old man lowered his voice. "I'll tell you, Father," he whispered. "When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95 I was still here, and then turned 100 and I was still here Then I turned 105 and I am still here on planet. So, I figure that God is very very busy and must have forgotten about me, and I don't want to remind Him!"