A Woman Goes To Her Shoemaker...

...and when the shoemaker is sizing her feet, he notices she has no panties on. He says, "Lady I'd like to eat that full of ice cream!"

Disgusted, she leaves and tells her husband to beat him up. Her husband says, "I won't beat him up for three reasons: we can't afford new shoes for you, you should have been wearing panties, and anyone who can eat that much ice cream is too big for me to fuck with!"