Best Lines When Dealing With Telemarketers

Some of the better ones

• City Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em
• Mario's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, may I take your order?
• Roadkill Cafe, you kill it, we grill it
• Mort's Mortuary, you slice 'em, we ice 'em
• Bob's Back Alley Abortion Parlour, you rape 'em, we scrape 'em, no fetus can beat us

Anyone have more?