The Newlyweds And Their Donkey

A couple just got married, they had a wonderful wedding ceremony, and after the guests had all left they got in their cart and headed home. The cart was pulled by the husband's old donkey, and he was mostly blind. As they were heading home, the donkey stumbled, causing the cart to shake. The husband said: "Thats One".

A few miles down the road, the donkey tripped on a rock and caused the cart to veer to the side of the road. The husband said: "Thats Two".

When they were almost home, a rat ran in front of the cart, spooking the donkey, who brayed and almost tipped the cart. The husband, without a word, stopped the cart, went to the back, pulled out his shotgun, and shot the donkey in the head. His wife was horrified. "How could you do that, it was just a few mistakes!". The husband turned to his new wife and said: "Thats One".

This joke is in memory of my grandmother, who celebrated 30 years of marriage before reaching Three.