A Guy Named Harry, A Guy Named Joe, And A Guy Named Richard Go To The Top A Cliff

They visit an old hermit that lives on top of this cliff, overhanging a lake, due to myths of this hermits magical powers. When they arrive, the hermit greets them and says, "if you jump off of this cliff, anything you yell is what you shall transform into." Well Harry goes right for it, as he jumps off he yells, "billionaire!" And he crashes into the water and comes back up with a diamond embroidered tux on and Rolex watch. Richard follows closely after. "Woman!" He yells. And he emerges from the depths a beautiful women. Joe is a little less confident. As he creeps towards the edge of the cliff, he slides on some loose rocks and cascades off of the edge. Out pure fear, he screams for help, "HARRY, DIIIIICK!" And Joe is now a Hairy dick.