Barrack Obama, Bernie Sanders, And Santa Claus Are Standing On A Cliff

Barrack Obama, Bernie Sanders, and Santa Claus are standing on a cliff, this cliff is overlooking an urban area in America.

Obama and Sanders open their wallets, ready to help the people bellow, while Santa opens his sack.

"I want to make ten people happy" Obama announces, as he throws $10,000 off of the cliff.

Sanders replies: "I will make one hundred people happy", and he throws $100,000 off of the cliff.

It is now Saint Nick's turn to play. Good old Santa Claus looks around at the people below and suddenly proclaims: "I will make every person in America happy!" and proceeds to throw Obama and Sanders off of the cliff.