Have You Seen My Boat?

A conversation I literally just had with my three-year-old. That logic.

"Mommy, do you know where my boat is?"

"Which boat?"

"It's blue on the top and brown on the bottom with a little bit of yellow."

"Karl went and took it in that box with all of the other toys for the kids that don't have any toys."

"Why did you guys do that?"

"Because they don't have any toys."

"Yes they do have toys..."

"No they don't."

"Yes they do."

"What makes you say that?"

"BECAUSE APPARENTLY NOW THEY HAVE MY BOAT!!!"