Monday, August 21, 2017

On The Way To Work...

A man was walking to work on a day, just like any other, when he notices a new business opened overnight on his normal route. Proudly displayed in the front windows are signs proclaiming "Singing Blowjob: $5". The man was intrigued to say the least and all day he couldn't wrap his mind around what a "singing blowjob" could be. As soon as he got off work he went straight to the store, walked in, and ordered himself a singing blowjob. Minutes later a beautiful woman walks out and leads him to a room in the back and instructs him to sit down and remove his pants, as soon as he does the lights go out and he feels the woman "go to work", about a minute in the man hears the most beautiful, incredible, operatic singing he has ever experienced, all while this same woman is going to work. After the man finishes he walks home in a daze and does his evening routine on autopilot while he attempts to unravel this mystery. He spends all night laying in bed unable to sleep, and resolves to call in sick to work and head down to this store as soon as they open, bringing a flash light this time. He goes through the the same process as before, this time however as the same woman leads him back to the same room and starts to sing to him like before he shines his flashlight around the room but all he can see is a glass eye sitting on the table.

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