Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Only Certain Professionals Can Get Away Saying These

👷Doctor: "Please take off your clothes."

😂Dentist: "Now open wide and hold still "

🐱Veterinarian: "How's your pretty pussy ?"

👴Gardener: "Want me to fertilize your bush ?"

👔Lawyer: "Let's go over sec69."

💰Banker: "If you withdraw too early you lose interest."

🍟Chef: "Do you like it hot and spicy.?"

👮Police: "You don't need protection."

🔫Army personnel: "Load. Aim. Fire."

🏊Swimming instructor: "Go deeper."

💪Gym trainer: "Push harder".

👸Interior Decorator: "Once its done, you will love it."

☎Telephone Guy : "Would you like it on the table or against the wall !!😜😆😆 }

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