Riding The Subway At 2am...

So I was in New York last night walking in this long corridor going to catch the last subway at 2am.

The corridor was empty except for this one girl a few meters in front of me. She was constantly giving the look over the shoulder but I didn't make a big deal out of it.

She starts to pick up the pace so I think ''AH! She must be hearing the train coming". So, I pick up the pace too. Next thing I know we're both running down the corridor and I'm gaining on her and that's when it downs on me. ''Oh, she's running AWAY from me... She thinks I'm a rapist.'' At this point I wanted to go talk to her but it would have been even weirder explaining to her that I chased her down at 2am just to tell her I wasn't going to rape her.

Credit : John Mulaney