Series Of Romanian Alinuta Jokes.

Sup ya'll! I've translated some dark Romanian jokes about a girl named Alinuta. Any other Romanians who know more please share!

-Brother: Mom, Alinuta hung herself in the basement! Mom goes and looks to find nothing. Mom: She's not there. Brother: April fools! She's in the attic!

-While Alinuta's brother is watching tv, she quickly moves passed the screen. Brother: Hey! Get out of the way! Alinuta again moves passed the screen, blocking her brothers view for a second. Bother: Stop getting in the way! Alinuta moves across the room again, blocking his screen. Infuriated with his sister blocking his TV, Alinuta's brother calls their mom to resolve the problem. Brother: I want to watch TV but Alinuta keeps moving in front of the screen. Mom: oh it's cause she hung herself.

-"Alinuta stop playing with the scissors! You're going to spill your fingers on the floor again!"