Meanwhile In Italia...

Late on Friday afternoon the foreman tells Enrico that he is going to have to work late. So Enrico asks his friend, Gondolfo, to stop at the house and tell his wife, Lucia.

Gondolfo knocks on the door and Lucia opens it. ”Your old man is not coming home till late,” says Gondolfo. ”How about we go up-a the stairs and make-a screw?”

Lucia is shocked and tries to slam the door.

”I give-a you fifty bucks!” pleads Gondolfo.

”How dare you?” shrieks Lucia.

”A hundred then,” says Gondolfo.

”Well,” says Lucia, ”it would not be right.”

”Come on, two hundred dollars,” says Gondolfo, ”just for half an hour and Enrico will-a never know.”

Lucia takes the money and Gondolfo has the time of his life.

When Enrico gets home late, he asks his wife, ”Did my friend Gondolfo tell-a you I work-a late?”

”Yes,” replies Lucia, ”he stop-a here for a minute.”

”And I hope-a,” says Enrico, ”that he give-a you my wages, two hundred dollars.”