A Saudi Man Told His Wife "Tonight, My Gazelle, Let's Have Some Romance"

She had no idea what "romance" was so she freaked out and went to her mother...

"Mother, my husband asked for romance tonight! Save me mother, what does he want?!"

The mother, trying her best to aid her daughter, replied:

"My dear daughter, I'm not sure what he means, men nowadays talk about all kinds of strange things. But I would advise that you prepare veal, and some grilled chicken, just in case."

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Edit: This is an Arabic joke, I just translated it. In Arabic, of course, it sounds much better (esp. if told, as opposed to written) since telling it in the Saudi dialect makes it sound much more authentic.

Edit 2: Added a comma for enhanced readability.