I Went To The Supermarket Today, And Was There For Literally 5 Minutes

When i came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said,"Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break". He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked dick headed cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!

So then I asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he's so ugly. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on until 5 tickets were placed on the windshield. The more i insulted him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.