(Long) An Assassin Is Hired By A Businessman To Kill A Senator Attending An Upcoming Orchestra

On the day, he disguises himself as the conductor of the orchestra. The orchestra goes rather poorly since he has no prior experience on the podium. However he is successfully able to pull out a handgun and shoot the senator.

He's tried and the judge orders death by the electric chair. The assassin willingly seats himself on the chair. However, the electric chair fails to kill him and he somehow manages to escape.

Impressed by the feats of the assassin, the businessman gives him another contract at the same theater. The assassin again conducts a bad orchestra only to successfully assassinate the target. He is again tried and sentenced to take the chair. And, like the last time, he is unaffected by the electric chair and escapes.

Months later, after the events are forgotten, an orchestra is performed in the very same theater, this time, by real musicians. The performance is splendid and people are pleased. However, another person is shot dead but nobody identifies the source of the gunshot. Remembering the previous murders at the scene, the conductor of the orchestra is arrested by the police. He is somehow framed guilty and the judge orders him to be executed by the electric chair. This time, the person dies.

The businessman hears of the events and asks the assassin how he was still alive.

"Well, I guess I'm just not a very good conductor"