A Man Walks Into A Bar.....

A man walks into a bar, sits down in front of the bartender and looks around. He says” If I can show you the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen can I get a free drink?” Bartender replies “I don’t know, I’ve seen some pretty amazing things in my day……sure, if you can top them, free drink on me”

The man reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a Rat, reaches into his other pocket and brings out a tiny piano. Sets them both down on the bar. The Rat sits down at the piano and starts stretching his fingers and stretching his arms. Then it starts playing the blues.

The bartender says ”HOLY SHIT! That is the most amazing thing I have ever seen! Free drink on me buddy, whatever you like!”

So the man orders his drink, grabs the rat, picks up the piano and sits down in a booth to enjoy his beverage. A little while later he finishes his drink and heads back up to the bar. He says to the bartender “If I can show you something even more amazing than that can I have free drinks all night??”

The bartender thinks about it, and says “sure…you know what, if you can top that free drinks on me all night!” So the man reaches into his back pocket pulls out the rat, reaches into his other pocket and pulls out the piano. Rat sits down at the piano and starts stretching his fingers, and stretching his arms. Then the man reaches into his front pocket and pulls out a bull frog. The Rat starts playing the blues and the bull frog starts singing the blues!

“HOLY SHIT!!” says the bartender. “God DAMN, Ok buddy, drinks on me all night, whatever you want!!”

Sitting in the corner of the bar is a sharply dressed young man, gold chain, greased hair, fancy shoes. The young man says “Sir, excuse me…but how much for the bullfrog?” The man replies “sorry buddy, I could never sell my bullfrog” Young man says”$1,000, right now for the bullfrog” The man replies “no, I couldn’t sell him, too much sentimental attachment” Young man says “okay, okay…$10,000 dollars!!” The man replies “no son, I just can’t sell him!” Young man says “$50,000 cash! Right now, I’ve got it in my briefcase, $50,000 for the bullfrog!!” The man thinks for a moment, looks at the young man and replies, “Ok, 50 grand? Fine… I will sell you the bullfrog”

Young man opens his briefcase and reveals the pile of cash, hands it to the man. The man gives him the bullfrog and young man leaves on his way, whistling as he goes.

After he leaves, the bartender comes over and says, “hey….I don’t mean to tell you your business…. But I think you could have gotten way more than fifty thousand for that bullfrog!!” The man replies “Naaah, don’t worry about it. The Rats a ventriloquist”