A Newlywed Wife Makes Her Husband Pay Her A Dollar Before They Have Sex.

The husband shrugs and forks it over. This continues throughout the marriage; every time they have sex, he has to pay her a buck. The husband comes home one day many years later, earlier than usual, and informs the wife that he's lost his job, and he's unsure how they will continue. His wife shows him a bank statement with an account holding over $500,000. "Where did you get this?" he asks. "Remember that dollar you paid me ever time you wanted to have sex? It added up over the years." The husband begins sobbing loudly, and the wife is mystified. "Why are you crying? We're saved!", she says. He replies, "If only I'd brought you ALL my business!"