A Rich Guy And A Poor Guy Both Have Wives With Upcoming Birthdays (NSFW)

The rich guy says: “I’m going to get my wife a Porsche and a diamond ring for her birthday.” Poor guy:”But why?” The rich guy responds: “Well, if she doesn’t like the diamond ring, she can just drive down to the jeweler’s and return it. So what are you going to get YOUR wife for her birthday?”. Poor guy: “That’s easy, a pair of slippers and a dildo.” Rich guy: “But why?” Poor guy: “If she doesn’t like the slippers, she can go fuck herself!”