An Old Man Is Sitting On His Porch...

When he sees some kids walking down the street with chicken wire. He says "hey kids, what are you doing with all of that chicken wire?" And the kids respond "we are going to catch chickens" the old man says "oh come on you can't catch chickens with chicken wire." Later that day to the old mans disbelief he sees the same kids walking up the street with chickens

The next day the old man is sitting on his porch and he sees the kids coming again. This time they're carrying duct tape and the old man says "what are you doing with that duct tape" the kids laugh and reply "we are going to catch ducks." The old man says "that's ridiculous! There's no way you can catch ducks with duct tape!" Later that day the kids are walking down the street with ducks.

The third day the old man is waiting on his porch as usual, waiting to see what those kids are up to today. When the kids walk up the old man says "what do you got there?" And the kids say "pussywillow" "Hold on let me get my hat"