Me And The Wife Were Sitting At A Table

Me and the wife were sitting at a table at her highschool reunion, when she kept staring at a drunken man swigging on a beer as he sat at a nearby table,

I asked her "Do you know him?"

"Yes" she sighed, "he's my old boyfriend, I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago and I hear he hasn't been sober since."

"Wow" I said "who would think that a person could go on celebrating for so long!