(NSFW) Oprah Visits A Therapist

(Just to preface this, I love Oprah and think she's a fantastic human being. My dad just recently told me this joke and I thought I should share it here.)

Oprah goes to LA's best, most reputable therapist because she's been experiencing depression recently. She's heard that the therapist is unorthodox, but effective and she gives it a try.

She enters his office for her first session and the therapist asks her to remove all of her clothing and go on all fours in front of the TV. Oprah is confused but obliges because she's been told she has to trust the process.

The therapist then asks her to go on all fours against the wall on the other side of the room. She walks to the other side of the room, still puzzled, and kneels down.

Again, the therapist asks her to go on all fours in front of the window. Oprah is dying of curiosity so she finally asks, "Sir, I know you're the best in the business, but how on earth is this supposed to help me?!"

The therapist replies: "Oh, this isn't part of the therapy. I just bought a brown leather couch and I want to see where it looks best!"