One Man And Shakira Are Alone In An Island

Shakira knows the man will ask her to have sex eventually, so she keeps the distance.

After a few weeks and seeing that the man won't make the slightest move, Shakira said to the man:

Oh, you are such a gentleman. I thought by now you'd have proposed me to have sex. Thank you for not trying to take advantage.

The man replied:

Why would I propose that? I don't have friends here to tell them I had sex with Shakira.