Three Men Are Captured By Cannibals...

The leader of the cannibals orders them to pick out 3 of any fruit they wish from the garden and return to him and tells them that their choice will decide their fate.

As the men begin to return to the leader, the leader informs them that if they can shove all 3 fruit into their own ass without making a sound, they will be allowed to live.

The man that picked apples starts to so but then he suddenly starts laughing like a maniac. Puzzled the leader asks him why?

The man says "at first I was afraid of shoving 3 apples up my ass but then i remembered Dave is out their picking watermelons"