Visit From The Sheriff

A man was sitting at home alone when he heard a knock on the front door. There were two deputies there. He asked them if there was a problem. 

One of the deputies asked if he was married and if he could see a picture of his wife. The guy says "sure " and shows him a picture of his wife. 

The sheriff says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck." The guy says, " I know, but she has a great personality, and is a good cook too.”