A Black Man Was Walking On The Beach.....

....when he kicked up a magic lamp. He picked up the lamp and began to clean it off. POOF! A genie pops out and says "Thank you so much for releasing me! As repayment to you, I will grant you one wish." The man thought long and hard, and finally decided what to ask for. "I'd like to be white, and surrounded by pussy." POOF! He turned into a tampon.