A Cowboy Walks Into A Saloon...

And orders a drink.

"But make it quick", he says to the bartender, "Big Dave's going to be here any minute now."

So the cowboy drinks up and leaves, but just a few minutes later, the saloon doors swing open, and in walks another cowboy. This cowboy, however, is seven feet tall, built like a brick shit house, buried in guns and explosives. He walks up to the bar and orders a drink.

"But make it quick", he says to the bartender, "Big Dave's going to be here any minute now."