A Little Jewish Boy Was Just A Little Late To Catch His Bus Home...

...and the bus drives off with him running on its heels to try and climb onboard. But no matter how much he runs behind it, he's unable to get on and ends up running behind the bus all the way home.

As he jogs home panting and out of breath, Jew dad stops him and asks him whats wrong?

"I missed the bus and chased it all the way home, but on the other hand, I saved my $ 2.50 bus fare!", says little Jew boy with pride.

Jew dad whacks little Jew boy across his face..

"If you had chased after a taxi, you'd have saved a lot more money..!"