A Man Walks Into A Bar And Orders 12 Shots Of Whiskey...

The barman is taken aback but lines them up anyway. Without hesitating the man knocks them back one after the other. Impressed, the barman says "hey, what's the occasion?". "First blowjob." replies the man. "well congratulations!" says the barman, "let me get you one more on the house!" "No thanks. If twelve shots haven't taken the taste away, one more won't make a difference."