A Man Walks Into A Bar Carrying A Large Wooden Box

the barman asks him what's inside the box, so the man opens the box and inside there is a tiny grand piano and a tiny man playing the piano, the barman says "That's amazing! Where did you get that?" and the man says "well I was on my way here when I met a genie who said he'd grant me one wish... bastard was stone deaf though ... do you really think I'd ask for a twelve inch pianist?"