A White Guy, A Mexican, And A Black Guy Die And Go To Hell.

Upon their arrival, the devil walks up to the three guys and says, "I'll make you three a deal. If I can grab your dick, and it doesn't melt, I'll send you back to earth." The three men consider this for a moment, and eventually agree.

So all three men drop their pants, and the devil steps up to the white guy and grabs his dick. It melts immediately, and the devil kicks the white guy into the pits. He then turns to the Mexican, and grabs his dick, which also melts immediately, and kicks him into the pits.

Finally, the devil turns to te black guy, and grabs his dick.

Nothing happens.

The devil looks surprised, as the black guy smiles at him. So the devil tries again.

Still nothing.

The black guy laughs, and the devil says "What's so fucking funny? "

The black guy replies with a smile on his face, "Don't you know? Chocolate melts in your mouth. Not in your hand."