How Many Feminists Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

12.

• One to screw change it in

• One to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination

• One to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination

• One to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like"

• One to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic

• One to blame men for not changing the bulb

• One to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it

• One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs

• One to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs

• One to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians

• One to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men

• One to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.