I Asked My Father If I Could Go To A '50Cent' Concert.

He gave me a dollar and told me to take my sister too. :))))))))

I kek'd and I hope you do too.

EDIT:For the Shakespearean alternative of this delightful joke.

Thou asked ith father if thus can entertain thyself at ones greeting of thou arts.

Thou 'realist OG'ist' handed thou coin, and advised thou servant to taketh thy plebian infant.

EDIT#2: UP-BOOT DIS PLZ, DIS IZ COMEDY GENIUS