So This Guy Comes Into A Gunstore And Wants To Buy A Rifle Scope.

The Owner hands him one saying "This is a very good one. Look out the window: Right up on top of that hill you can see my house." The man looks through and starts laughing. "What is it?" the Owner. "It really is a good scope, I can see two people making love through one of the windows!" The Owner takes the scope away from him to have a look. "That's my wife!" he exclaims. He mounts the scope on a rifle, loads two bullets and hands it to the man. "I will give you the rifle with the scope for free, I want you to shoot her in the head, and him his dick." The man agrees , takes aim, and says: "alright I can do it with one shot."