A Bear Walks Into A Bar.

He sits at the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "You need to leave, we don't serve your kind here." The bear is enraged. He rears up on his hind legs, lets out a savage feral roar and in one bite he swallows the lady sitting next to him.

"NOW." he says. "HOW ABOUT THAT DRINK."

"We don't serve drug addicts here either." Says the bartender. "I saw that barbitchuate."