A Man Has Some Tests Done At The Doctor's Office...

The doctor steps into the room and says "I'm afraid I've got a few pieces of bad news for you." "Alright lets hear it", the man replies. "Well the first bit of bad news is that you have dementia." He pauses for a moment before saying "and the second bit of bad news is that you have diabetes". The man thinks about it for a minute and then looks up and says "Well at least I don't have dementia."