A Man With A Long, Proud Family History Of Military Service....

...returns home after his basic training. His father, a Master Sergeant, who is very keen to maintain the family tradition of excellence asks how he went. "It was okay Dad, Sir. Hard work, but scary..." "Scary?! This family has a long tradition of military service, we don't get scared. What was the scariest part son?" "The skydiving, I got too scared to jump out of the plane." "What happened." "The jump master said that if I didn't go out of the plane he'd fuck me in the ass." "Well, did you jump son?" "A little bit at first..."