A Radio Show Holds A Competition...

Radio Host: Good morning listeners. It's that time of the day again for our competition. As a reminder of the rules we're gonna call a person and ask them a 3 personal questions. We're then gonna call their partner/spouse and ask them the same 3 questions. If their answers match they will win today's prize.
* ring... ring *
Callee: Hello? This is John. Radio Host: Good morning John. This is DJ Chad calling from Radio Wonderful. Are you ready to play with us today and answer our 3 questions?
John: Sure, go ahead.
Radio Host: Right. Question 1. When was the last time you had sex?
John: This morning.
Radio Host: Great. With who?
John: My wife Mary.
Radio Host: Perfect. Last question. Where did you do it?
John: On the kitchen table.
Radio Host: Awesome. Let's go ahead and call Mary.
* ring, ring *...
Mary: Hello? This is Mary.
Radio Host: Good morning Mary. This is DJ Chad calling from Radio Wonderful. We have John with us on the other line. Are you ready to play with us today and answer our 3 questions?
Mary: OMG, sure go ahead.
Radio Host: Right Mary, here goes. When was the last time you had sex?
Mary: OMG, how embarrassing. My mother listens to this show.
John: Go ahead dear, I already told them the answer. Just answer truthfully. I already told them.
Mary: Oh ok then. This morning before work.
Radio Host: Great, first answer is correct. Now for question number 2. Who did you have sex with?
Mary: giggle. Why with John of course.
Radio Host: Perfect! 2 out of 2 correct! Now for the third and final question for a chance to win today's prize. Are you ready?
Mary: I guess so.
Radio Host: Right. For the third and final question today Mary, where did you do it?
Mary: OMG, my mother's gonna hear this.
John: Go ahead honey. Just say it. I already told them.
Mary: OMG. Ok then. In the ass!