A Wish For A Larger Phallus

A man walks into a public bathroom and approaches one of the urinals. As he's unzipping a dwarf walks up to the adjacent urinal and does the same. The man hears a mighty stream coming from the dwarf and slyly takes a peak to see what the little man is packing.

To his surprise the dwarf's penis was gigantic, at least 12" long with a substantial girth. The man is flabbergasted, but he finishes his pee in silence, zips up, and goes to wash his hands. The dwarf finishes around the same time and goes to wash his hands as well.

After a few seconds the man can't stop himself and breaks the silence.

"Sir, I'm sorry, but I couldn't help noticing you've got such a large penis. How could a man with your small stature have such a big dick!?"

The dwarf smiles, "You noticed that, eh? Well it's simple lad, I'm a leprechaun, I just wished it upon myself. I could do the same for you, if you'd like, but it'll cost you."

The man thinks shortly about how much his life could change if he had a bigger penis, and liking the image he painted in his head he asks "well how much?"

"Oh, I don't want money. If you want a dick like this you'll have to get on all fours and let me have my way with you."

The man is taken aback, but he starts to weigh the options in his head. 'I really don't want to get violated by a leprechaun, but I DO want a bigger dick...' He agrees to the terms and assumes the position.

The leprechaun mounts him from behind and starts pumping steadily. "By the way lad, how old are ya?"

"32, why?"

"32 years old and you still believe in leprechauns!?"