A Woman Goes To The Doctor

Who tells her I have good news and bad news. Which one do you want first?

She says, 'bad news.'

Well the doctor says, the bad news is you have breast cancer and we have to remove your left breast.

That's terrible news, she replies. Whats the good news?

The good news is you can wear a red bra whenever you want.

Why is that good news? She asked

Because... 'Red solo cup. I lift you up.'