For The Alcoholics Here.

translated from Russian:

A supervisor at a job site has a problem, all his employees show up drunk, and don't do any work, except for one man, who was always working work.

One day he rounds up all the drunks, and leads them over to his best man, and asks, "you see how hard this man is working, you all need to work like him."

"Tell me, Dimitri, would you be able to work this good, if you had one drink?" -"No, probably not" Dimitri replies.

"what if you had two drinks?" - "No, I definitely wont be able to work" says Dimitri

"What if you had FIVE drinks?" says the supervisor.

"Well I'm here, working aren't I?!"